Nice ones :P

With much grief and profound sense of loss we announce the 'brutal dissection' of a great fighter 'anakin' who once walked the department of civil engineering, draped in choicest of JEDI clothes (torn later) - presumptuous theorems (without proofs), and an obscure gait that now resembles a sodomized victim.  

He fought badly for his survival; even frustrated the enemy with his uncanny knack of inane blabbering but then finally succumbed to the intellectual power of the 'one whom he looked as his master' (his guide). Sources close to this massacre say that the ceremony was akin to one which the IITIANS lovingly call as 'equating his mother and sister into one' .

We regret the distress this would cause to the millions of readers reading this account and would give premonitions of their finals as well. If that Saudi Arabic commentator psyches you out on that Goal Goaaal Goaaaaaaaaaal!!!!, we assure this post would guarantee the same, if no more. :)

Pray you people for the departed Jedi, for he shall rest in peace. And oh I so loved writing this blog post :P

"In a world, where the equations are hardly linear, life can certainly not be."

Few years back the only thing I was certain about in my B.tech was writing the CAT after it. Every time when one mentioned iamblack on the pagalguy, I was more so enntharlled. That very idea of making a dorm video with spilling waters and reaaally laaoud hoots was big. I did not use to envy those nattily dressed grads (there wasn't anything to) but I kind of aspired to be them.

I know this sounds like a JEE aspirant's diary page but then.. so be it! And now even when the application stands canceled, ironically, I do not feel the loss. This irony is amusing. People say I am damn vacciliating. But anyways, best of luck people :)

People suggest me some good songs. I mean half of the time I am not able to post blogs cause I am not listening to songs! you know I cannot put down those 90's govinda types kurta phaad ke songs :(

















Those were days.

This rather unassuming title expands to be: Situation Normal All Fucked Up.

I have lost track of the number of times I wondered why am I so messed up. Add to worse I have some friends who then pelt in their AOL wisdom, "Rohit at times like this... say not 'Why me ?' say 'TRY ME'" . Now this is bad you know! I mean, condolences such as these actually put me back to the wtf zone and then I am cold.

Anyways, this is just the tip of the tuft of the fly sitting on the top of the iceberg. Rest later... have a quiz at 9. Laaife is not so good :). Why am I still amused! @#@$%^&

PS: The bakarz editorial at kaizan.wordpress.com. [releasing it soon].

PPS: Just to cheer up! some one said my voice has grown a bit sexier! ahem. well i mean.. I tried to be modest but aarghhh fuck I blushed :P. And then she said don't :X

I don't even feel like writing. But just for the sake of memory, my CAT form got rejected. And believe me if the CAT officials do not revert back their decision tomorrow, I would feel really bad.

I mean all those times right from my second sem when I got hooked to those nattily dresses, phenomenally sophisticated individuals, i used to get this kick. be an mba. be an mba. 

I am actually sad today :(

PS: I love you LJ. You would have an emoticon for me today also :)

A dedication to my bestest friend.


Main aur Bahl aaksar ye baatein karte hai,
agar electronics  samajh me aati to kaisa hota,
prasanna ye kehta, prasanna wo kehta,
prasanna aisa hota, prasanna waisa hota,
main aur bahl,

Song in background:
Ru ru ru..

Yeh kahan, aa gaye hum, yuhi speech padhte padhte,
Speech ke pairo pe hai janam, mere sare number pighalte - 2

Song ends:

Ye quiz hai ki ECE xyz ki khuli hui zulphe,
ye chaand hai ya mere paper pe ZERO,
ye sitare hai ya paper pe cross,
ye hava ka jhoka hai ya behoshi cha rahi hai,
ye patton ki thartharahat hai ya main kaap raha hu,
ye sochta hu mai kab se gumsum,

Majbur hai ye haalat iidhar bhi, udhar bhi,
Speech ka ye khauf iidhar bhi, udhar bhi,
kehne ko to bahut kuch hai par kisse kahe hum,
kab tak yuhi khamosh rahe hum, aur sahe hum,
ki jab mujhe bhi ye khabar hai,
ki ye speech processed nahi hai, nahi hai, nahi hai,
magar dil kehta hi,
prasanna yahi hai, yahi hai, yehi kahi hai.

Few things:

We lost Manthan. yet again. Not that we had any condolence meeting or sth. But then it could have been good to be on the other side of the stage :) On a sober note, good that I did not write that "kapiliiii kapiliiii" blog. would have been lynched

I want my fook bombs. I mean it. There were times when we used to use them as remote detonators in school or as pure atom bomb style. Please burn crackers!!

I like it this way. This journal style. No frills attached. Just post your mind. And it has these mood-icons as well :).

On top of it, I get to have the name i am in love with these days: "Bakar". We are soon coming up with this all humor magazine.  And to tell you frankly and honestly, the designer has done an awesome work. I might just pose some page designs which are good. Keep on checking the kaizan.wodpress id.


PS: I liked Drona. I mean I didn't hate it as much as that Khalid guy wanted me to!

I just needed to post this up. Real fast.

A friend of mine, okay what the heck, Neelesh actually,  puts up the status. WAIT. He usually puts up status(es) which make us go smirking, mocking, amusing etal... and then Soikia and I have long discussions. You know kind of discussions like where does he goes, hehee desprate soul. loves delhi (why? smirks). his sophistry. his perfect dance moves at Cadence. You know 'That kind of" (get the idea no?).

Okay back to the status. Focus.

"there are 2 things a man can never hide - that he is drunk and that he is in love...thankfully, i don't indulge in either (winking emoticon)" 

Our take [ OKAY now neelu also says "Do I look like I care" ] but then what the heck, neither do we ;)

PS: Food for thought. "When you are a beggar, renouncing riches is not the kind of idea.. people should put on and market". Should you?
 
PS2: for mangu, the billi lover: Stealth Cat [sidenote: he is dmdai]